To everyone on the internet wishing to know about Kamome:

Kamome's are a rare and amazing species. In the oral dialect that goes by the name of English, they are known as seagulls. But Kamome's are slightly different. They are highly intelligent, pink, and have an addiction to chips.


But wait there's more! You are probably thinking where is the story? Well...

A long time ago there was a golden Kamome who was rumoured to have brought intelligence and superiority to all Kamomes. It is said that this Kamome created a secret page...

Sincerely,

The Kamome expert